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You and Chalyz have smooth sailing ahead.
That first step on a long and winding road could lead you two to someone's door -- someone special. This someone will bring all your past questing and questioning into sharp focus -- and could even provide some answers. Like Dorothy and her pals in 'The Wizard of Oz,' you two have been on a parallel quest for some things that you deem essential -- and like Dorothy, you are both very slooowly figuring out that all of them were available 'right in your own backyard.'


You and Gerri and Mabel can overcome any bumps on the road.
There's just no denying it: You want it all, you want it now and, most of all, you want more. Excess doesn't even begin to describe the bacchanal you two are dreaming of. Well, pull the reins, partner, or that excess could turn wretched before you know it. One of you is going to have to act as the sensible, mature one and say no a few times. (Don't worry -- you can trade off so one of you doesn't have to be bad cop the entire time.) With a little restraint, all your glorious indulgence will be even more enjoyable. Really!


You and RenaissanceMan have smooth sailing ahead.
There are more twists and turns to this situation than a Slinky -- and it's way more exciting. While everyone else involved is treating it as a life-and-death crisis (which it's not), you two view it more as a game of 'Clue,' which is much more on the money (not to mention much more fun). All this intrigue and mystery really is just a fun and larksome frolic. Plus, if you're able to keep things light, you'll both be able to neutralize the unnecessary drama of other people's reactions.


You and Alaia have smooth sailing ahead.
Sometimes, knowing when not to say something is a greater gift than having the right words. A judicious silence can communicate more than a torrent of the most eloquent words. Keep that in mind as you and a friend start discussing a topic that could quickly spiral out of control. Remember, you don't have to have an answer (or even a response) for everything; if a question comes up that's befuddling, just answer honestly, 'I don't know.' Attentive listening might be all your pal needs.

posted by sway @ 7:43 PM