quod me nutrit me destruit

conundrum

1. How do I convince my mother that earphones will not make me deaf by next week? (leverage her headphones)
   
2. How do I convince my mother that sending objects by mail may be expensive, but it won't break the bank and will certainly cost less than buying something here even after postage? (hmmmm. leverage the money issue?)
   
3. How do I convince the same parents who used a hammer on my clock-radio to send me ONE iPod let alone two? (hopefully I can leverage my sister on this one)
4. How do I convince the parents to let me use some of my 23-year-old heist of ang pow money when they've never let me touch it before? (same leverage)
   
5. How do I achieve all of the above, without any nagging? (it's UN-possible!!!! and inevivavable hahahahhaha....oh erlin I will miss you)
   

How odd. Isn't it usually the younger child who uses the older sister as leverage? HMMMM HMMMM HMMMMM.

"But Muuuuuuuuuum, Lil' Sis has an iPod shuffle!!!!!!!! I want to use the money I've never taken out before, ever to buy things at over $100 cheaper!!!!! I'm SAVING MONEY!!!!!!!!"

rofl. oh. daydreaming can be so amusing.

posted by sway @ 10:56 PM